You know all of those stories about the yachtsmen getting kidnapped by Somali pirates? Yeah, well that’s what happened to us.
Sorry for the hiatus, darlings.
More coming soon!
September 25, 2011
July 22, 2011
Pretty sure you've always wanted to see me naked.. Well.. I'm feeling pretty adventurous today so go to datelink2[dot]com (switch [dot] with .) then sign up and find my profile under the username 'lolsummer69'. I hid my face in the pictures. but I want you to guess who I am and then hit me up on Facebook lol. Good luck.Anonymous
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May 16, 2011
“I usually don’t talk to the help, but in your case I’ll make an exception. Shut up.”
Renee Perry is White People Crises
Hello love, I would just love to say that I adore your blog. I have affiliations with Christie's, the auction house, (I'm sure you're familiar), so I am sure we've met at a cocktail party before.justacommonview
Well maybe you’ve met me but I don’t recall you. I meet a lot of people.
Have a nice day,
Geoffrey xxx
May 7, 2011
My parents refuse to purchase my 120 ft yacht for my 20th birthday, (I know, what selfish bastards.)kelsey-leann
My question was, do you think it would be better to attempt to get them diagnosed as clinically unstable, as a means of controlling the family fortune, or just hire a hit man?
Okay, duckie, if you have Mother and Daddy institutionalized, don’t forget you’re going to be responsible for providing care. Providing care means cutting into the money, honey. It also means Sunday afternoon visits and having to interact with more help than you’re accustomed to.
In short, sniper rifles have excellent range.
xo,
Whitney
I can't decide on where I want to go to college. :( I'm trying to decide if I want to stay close to home and go to Stanford, go to Yale or Harvard, or just screw everything over to all hell and take a year off to apply to a school in Europe.ohcanadaaaaaa-deactivated201105
Well, darling, this one is simple: go legacy. Where did Daddy go to school? It’s always a plus to choose the campus that already has buildings named after your family.
xxoo,
Whitney
May 4, 2011
We figured that this was appropriate because of the post that caused that resulted in most of you following us.
May 2, 2011
Do you know of any islands for sale in the bahamas? My daughter's fifteenth birthday is next week.Anonymous
Such a good parent! My parents only got me a yacht. I didn’t talk to them for over a year.
Anyway, I heard some islands in the Fuqdapoor Archipelago just went up for sale, so I’d check them!
What are your thoughts on the New England Boarding Schools? I was accepted to Phillips Academy Andover and Exeter, Kent, Choate, Deerfield, and St. Georges and cannot decide.Anonymous
Those Exeter boys have always been favorites of mine, though Choate is really top notch as well. Were I you, I’d say to hell with the lot of them and apply for Eton. If it’s good enough for royalty, it comes close to being okay for me.
Kiss, kiss,
Whitney
